FROM THE MINDS BEHIND THE PPLA
PIPE WARS
THE TWENTY YEAR FLUSH
“Some grudges never go down the drain.”
The Story
Twenty years ago, Dick Cedar's valve tampering cost Mike Tucker everything—his title, his savings, and his dignity. Now, with nothing left to lose but a truck camper behind a Waffle House, Tucker is back for one final showdown. In the cutthroat world of professional plumbing, where copper is king and loyalty is just another commodity, two men will settle a score that's been festering longer than a septic tank in July. Featuring an ensemble cast of misfits, spies, and the most corrupt union boss east of the Mississippi, PIPE WARS delivers the gritty sports drama the plumbing industry never knew it needed.
The Cast
Dick Cedar
Jason Statham (in talks)
Mike Tucker
Oscar Isaac (interested)
Teddy Skinner
Sam Elliott (attached)
Vixena Bizzi
Sydney Sweeney (in talks)
* Casting subject to finalization. All attached talent pending final contract negotiations.
The Numbers
Why Pipe Wars is a smart investment
$85M
Production Budget
$320M
Projected Box Office
0%
Projected ROI
0
Current Investors
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Invest in the Flush
Join 428 investors who believe in bringing this story to the big screen. Every tier includes exclusive perks and potential returns.
Pipe Dreamer
$1,000
- ✓Digital download
- ✓Name in credits
- ✓Exclusive poster
Journeyman
$5,000
- ✓Producer credit
- ✓Set visit
- ✓Signed script
- ✓Premiere tickets x2
Master Plumber
$25,000
- ✓Executive Producer credit
- ✓Speaking role
- ✓Premiere afterparty
- ✓Revenue share 0.1%
The Cedar Deal
$100,000+
- ✓Associate Producer
- ✓Custom character
- ✓Private screening
- ✓Revenue share 0.5%
- ✓Pipe Wars NFT collection
* Investment opportunities are subject to SEC regulations. Returns are not guaranteed. Consult with a financial advisor before investing. This is not financial advice.
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